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club manager: how much ram u got ?
cBnD14: is that a trick question?
Burnt: i went to get it and i saw this little gnome carrying it away
SlipKnot4879: i wanna shoot up the fat kid
sweetmag 415: i consider myslef a social smoker
PublicBong: lol.. i have a stolen ambulance
FastbizkitballES: i love porn!
Gumby249: u monkey
HeRMiN316: please stop hackin me
HeRMiN316: ur bein gay take me out of the sad profile u have
MillMan47: i like aol
PublicBong: aol is complicated
ColdCorrupter: that was an imposter
rottenRalph74: i warned myself
Mattu66: just put me in your profile!
GOzY6993: yo, yo pass tha ball, final casting call, first of all Verbal Basket ball, of the glass smash ya jaw......2 fast for ya'll
MillMan47: yo soy pizza
Burnt: this was too big, so click HERE to see it
Gumby249: find me the chem formula for ritalin
PublicBong: wanna goto a sing-a-long with me
club manager: gimmie a random word..
Sexymama1415: penis
banks1487: this was too big, so click HERE to see it
c hA r L es2 11: hes talking to you...burn him
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I4N MOK3L: how do I get my pc out of safe mode
CutiePie81540: granus looks like an oompa lumpa lol
Mad Caddys: wtf is winrar[Multiple Footer ads forbidden]
oblong shapes: i want to go to school
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like That You Dirty Fool![Multiple Footer ads forbidden]
FastbizkitballES: powerpuff girls movie is comin out july 3rd... up for going?
AceFree: im selling quarters on ebay now
AceFree: the old ones
AceFree: like a year old
AceFree: im starting the bid at .26
AceFree: "nice conditon. good strike and got as change from nice indian guy"
AceFree: collect all 4 of them and u can buy something for $1
AceFree: i might sell pennies for only 2 cent too. cant beat that. what else can u buy for ony 2 cents
AceFree: if u buy 100 u get a free nickel
b37a: Masturbation is better than an unattended erection.
Chica343: im serious i broke 8 computers
Krillin929: the duff man will protect u
CutiePie81540: penis lol
kings restaurant: how much can u fit on one zip disk ?
BankS1487: bout 5 tablespoons
BankS1487: i think im gunna confess about draging that family of 3 behind the tailpipe of my pickup truck
BankS1487: o sry wrong im
Boycot Target: dude im getting a fro
Boycot Target: i gots the biggest motherfucking fro ever
Burnt: name 1 electronic/pc device/computers in my basement, that i could have sex with, that is physically possible
burNt: my dad is drug testing my hair
Murder The Ducks: i really hate ducks
MillmaN47: i ordered it online with my moms cc
MillmaN47: im renting every star wars movie this weekend
RRob80: dude my water is all fucked up i have to cook ice to get water
XOcuteNlovedOX: but im special
Boycot Target: what if your head exploded and all this cream cheese went everywhere and you cousin grabed a bagle and started eating it with the cream cheese
Burnt: www.bigfatwomenhavingsexwearingpartyhats.com
XOcuteNlovedOX: no i love him
XOcuteNlovedOX: but i dont like him
Boycot Target: im gonna time myself to see how long it takes for me to color the entire screen in paint
craiglol: You know how most people only use half of their brain?? Well what if we were born with only half of our brain??? would we still be as smart as we are now , or would we dumber, or would we not know it was half a brain and think it was our whole brain? or would we only use half of a half of the brain we have?
craiglol: so in that case we would be dumber
XOcuteNlovedOX: whats a pc
kings restaurant: PC -> Personal Computer
XOcuteNlovedOX: so wait.. do i have a pc.. even if my whoel family uses it
FigeIIa: what if your shirt came alive and started to strangle you and you were like HELP! Then your shorts came to your rescue and like there was a civil war between your shirt and your shorts man, that would be nutz.......
Auto response from vao q: Being born white is an honor and a privelage
Playababy768: o ic i dont ride bikes i ride ppl
kings restaurant: who is on the $10 bill ?
proctoggam: whats the $10 bill?
Mattu66: question for you..........why do you not like me?
burNt: dude
burNt: whats
burNt: 8 x 2
burNt: =
burNt: 19
burNt: ?
burNt: jea
kings restaurant: haha
kings restaurant: im playing with canadian aim
kings restaurant: when i put 'huh' it replaces it with 'eh'
kings restaurant: about->aboot
kings restaurant: fuss->fuse
kings restaurant: its craZy dude
craiglol: allright now i got canadian aim
craiglol: yeah that would be good
craiglol: huh
craiglol: it doesnt do it
craiglol: =/
craiglol: huh
craiglol: about
craiglol: fuk me
craiglol: that sucks
craiglol: lol
craiglol: thats why i wanted it =/
>>>follow ups on the previous quote
No 1 is as Pimp: dude does canadian aim really change ur words??
FastbizkitballES: where can i find this canadian aim
XE0N1X: canadian aim really does that?
ZeRo5712: gimmie canadian aim
Valkyrie350: can i use that canadian talk
SnuFfoLufFagOus: tell josh i aint answerign the stupid fucker
SnuFfoLufFagOus: tell him i dont care to talk to him
SnuFfoLufFagOus: nor answer his questions
kings restaurant: excellent..
kings restaurant: =]
M0nroevilleQT: wtf leave me alone.. im not confused
kings restaurant: what up
Boycot Target: i shot the sheriff
Boycot Target: but i didnt shoot the deputy
Magee1027: i perfer the lesbian websites
RRob80: ar eyo uallowe dt od osomething
RRob80: check this out
RRob80: 238547128 490erynt07b9h sdugaw7b90n8y59qa0n7w 79ugbY
RRob80: read btween the lines
Auto response from infamous mrblah: Get your ass to mars...
BankS1487: my aim says that everyone has been online for 11 days
PublicBong: im a puclic boner
XOcuteNlovedOX: im gettign dumber my the mionute
kings restaurant: cant.. i gots to goto my grandmas this evening
burnt: your grandma's dead
Auto response from Boycot Target: There are many things I will do in this world,but I am proud to say that I will never eat another man's cheese.
I4N MOK3L: if you wish to speak with me, never compare me to that waste of organs and skin [figel] again
I4N MOK3L: i wish he was fucking dead
I4N MOK3L: if I didn't have anything to do for the next 15-50 years I'd kill his ass
I4N MOK3L: i just don't think I'm slick enough to get away with murder
I4N MOK3L: if I had confidence in my skills to kill and get away with it, many people would be dead
mad caddys: dude, i went to open up my fridge.. and this chinese monkey popped out and was like "You're out of bananas" and i was like "whoa"
SPIDERMANisERIC: dude... my xbox talked to me
burnt: have sex with an apracot as you wag the tail
burnt: harriet truman is making butterscotch candies in my bathtub
Soopa mayN: well you are the trend center of the internet
XE0N1X: are there any jews in mexico??
burn t: ph33r my hackerishnessedionism
XE0N1X: i accedently just pissed on my cat
XE0N1X: i was taking a piss and the cat jumped up and fell in the toliet
XE0N1X: it was trying to get on the back of it
XE0N1X: well it wont do that again
Boycot Target: i want this prog to like lag my comp like motherfucker
I4N MOK3L: I'm drinking 2 day old watered down pepsi
XE0N1X: ever smoke toads?
XE0N1X: u ever hear of that shit?
XE0N1X: u peel the skin off a toad
XE0N1X: let it dry out
XE0N1X: grind it up and smoke it
XE0N1X: it works
Boycot Target: so much has happened since i leftBoycot
Target: its like the world changed
Boycot Target: i fuckin come home and i find blue pesi in my fridge
Valkyrie350: my mom is makin me come up stairs because she thinks im gonna look at porn
mR phAboLouS: ok so i went to this place, and i talked to this guy, and a minute or to later, he had my pants down and he was feeling my nuts
Aim Chips: grandmas=eating
Aim Chips: i had to chew her food for her
PublicBong: my blocklist is full
Auto response from AimChips: C'mon What do I look like a frickin redcoat!!! >=[
Auto response from XOcuteNlovedOX: word of the day is 'heh' (it is replaced by lol) try saying it out loud. i bet u feel stupid..LMAO!
Boycot Target: ive got 4 imaginary friends
Auto response from charleS 2 1 1: Iamtryingtofindthespacebar
jcobchen: figel, die
I4N MOK3L: did you listen to any of it?
kings restaurant: i had a bad experience listening to shit i burnt for some1 once.. it made me think of them as a lesser person
XOcuteNlovedOX: okay.. hey faggot
kings restaurant: fuck u >=\
XOcuteNlovedOX: lol sorry.. just tryin to start conversation..
PublicBong: rich folk like scary little ppl in their front yard
palin zaXia: megamans the ....
palin zaXia: cyber patroll sucks ass
XOcuteNlovedOX: i need her #
kings restaurant: use the internet..
XOcuteNlovedOX: and how am i to do that genius
kings restaurant: www.whitepages.com genius
XOcuteNlovedOX: lol
XOcuteNlovedOX: okay and if this dont work then ur a feel dumb
Birdlicious: and i know if i try to look it up on kazaa, itll end up being some gothic/african-rican porn with animals and fruit being fucked in it
Boycot Target: my background looks like a butt hole
Boycot Target: how do i fix it
Birdlicious: i wish my name was mike tyson :-(
OoXxLinsxXoO1: man....i smell like a guy...
burnt: bag full of sunshine and 2 rainbow smoothies
Birdlicious: if i broke both my arms
Birdlicious: id have to get someone to wipe my ass
XOcuteNlovedOX: whats a web browser?
XOcuteNlovedOX: thats the www.whatever.com
XOcuteNlovedOX: right?
XOcuteNlovedOX: I LIKE TO LOOK DUMB!!!
XOcuteNlovedOX: no look.. i know what u try and do.. u try and say things to make me feel like im the dumb one.. when really its you
burnt: i spanked the monkey at
burnt: 227 mph
EmoChickCle85: i got hit in the face with a condom
SlipKnot4879: I wanna burn my school down.
kings restaurant: lol
SlipKnot4879: Serisouly dude
Auto response from I4N MOK3L: i am having sex with your wife and/or daughter.
damn teens: damn teens :-\
Birdlicious: lol i like how on mirc theres a button that says finger... hmmm
Auto response from charleS 2 1 1: For Sale: One parachute. Never opened. Small Stain.
Soopa mayN: -Q: what kind of dog can jump higher than a building?
A: any dog- a building cant jump.
Soopa mayN: thats joke ^
Soopa mayN: its fucking bullshit
Soopa mayN: the answer is not "any dog"...
Soopa mayN: because what if its a handicapped dog...
Soopa mayN: then it cant jump at all
Soopa mayN: thats discrimination
Soopa mayN: against poor handicapped dogs that cant jump at all
Soopa mayN: how does that make those dogs feel???
Soopa mayN: huh???
Soopa mayN: how does it make them feel!?
Soopa mayN: a: very sad
Soopa mayN: because they cant jump at all
Soopa mayN: fucking bastard joke...
Soopa mayN: and you think its funny???
Soopa mayN: no its not funny!
Soopa mayN: its only funny to you because your not a handicapped dog!
burnt:
HOW TO WASH THE CAT:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush 3 or 4 times, this provides power rinse which is quite effective.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.
PublicBong: sex is my favorite sport..... its free and you dont need special shoes
XOcuteNlovedOX: my world would end with out hanson
Boycot Target: i want to eat a banana and go to bed
Woodsbro2: what is pown
SlipKnot4879: OH SHIT!
SlipKnot4879: Comp smells like it burning
Mattu66: Blah Blah Blah............Yeah but milk does a body good
Mattu66: do0d perfect arguement ender
Mattu66: casue the person would be like.......yeah i guess your right
I4N MOK3L: Aight Karlie, here's how it is. I got a buyer on the line, who wants to buy your soul, I got him up to 60 bucks, and with a 60-40 split you'll make like 15 bucks. Should I close the deal?
mad caddys: I guess when you have been up 36 hours, its normal to see gnomes running laps in your front yard. Ernie, he is number 6.. won the last race, i personally am rooting for Jeb, he is number 3, i like his style.
kings restaurant: ima push ur buttons.. and youll like that. cause u like buttons
jesslikesbuttons: ur right
jesslikesbuttons: you are smart
jesslikesbuttons: not many ppl get the s/n
b37a: im gona make a beverage called 'stiffy hard joes', that tastes like mikes hard lemonade, logo will be : "stiff lemonade for the stiff man"
Birdlicious: i only have 24 kb on my c:/ left
burnt: mmm.. big bowl of morning techno crunchies
Soopa mayN: queen is the greatest band in the history of musical groups...
Auto response from Mr Phabolous: You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbreadman....
Auto response from aim chips: helping bill cosby make jell-o
federal offender: 412 856 1111
XOcuteNlovedOX: lol wtf.. thats information
XOcuteNlovedOX: im not dumb
XOcuteNlovedOX: do they have the little red things on his chin and go.. gobble goble
federal offender: LOL
XOcuteNlovedOX: um okay
federal offender: those are turkeys...
XOcuteNlovedOX: just seein if there like real chickens
XOcuteNlovedOX: um no....
XOcuteNlovedOX: turkeys do not gobble
XOcuteNlovedOX: lol m,y computers still running off windows 95
XOcuteNlovedOX: how old is that
Boycot Target: I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
Boycot Target: im busy playing power puff girl snowboarding
Kacheee: * A full charge Blast of 5 seconds can immobilize an attacker, cause disorientation, loss of balance, falling to the ground and leave them weak and dazed for some minutes afterward.
next time im gonna hold it on for 10 sec!
I4N MOK3L: My parents have to teach these newly-wed couple how to be a good catholic family, you know raise you kids right and junk, and whle they're doing it, I'm in the next room rolling a joint
Chica343: alla my beany babys i would give up so i could meet michael jackson
sweetmag 415: ima do old people
sweetmag 415: will u be my pimp?
sweetmag 415: "i wanna lick u al over, all over agian"
sweetmag 415: or wait.. is it 'kiss'?
FastbizkitballES: if u die can i have your screename?
federal offender: whats that supposed to mean..
FastbizkitballES: you'll find out in 5-7 days
Birdlicious: mmm muy sombrero
burnt: i just shit my pants
burnt: so i burned them
Shellbellz2006: kites are fun
Shellbellz2006: do the MONSTER MASH WITH ME
Kermit D Thug: if i die in my sleep...because three of my friends hit me with a piece of chair ...im going to magiclly come back alive and burry you guys in my yard...
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